The Algorithm

1) Every first paragraph must contain a setting of twilight
2) Every third paragraph must contain an epiphany
3) Every fourth paragraph must contain the above epiphany being forgotten
4) Every second paragraph must contain a happy description of Morgantown
5) Every second paragraph must mention Ireland at least once
6) Every final paragraph must have the absence of a definitive conclusion
7) The title of the story must be short and not definitive as to the contents of the story
8) The story is translated from a third person “objective” perspective to a first person narrative
9) No speech by the main character—only "stream of consciousness", kindof.
10) Contain specific geographical details about WVU and/or Morgantown