Wednesday, October 22, 2008
The Algorithm
2) Every third paragraph must contain an epiphany
3) Every fourth paragraph must contain the above epiphany being forgotten
4) Every second paragraph must contain a happy description of Morgantown
5) Every second paragraph must mention Ireland at least once
6) Every final paragraph must have the absence of a definitive conclusion
7) The title of the story must be short and not definitive as to the contents of the story
8) The story is translated from a third person “objective” perspective to a first person narrative
9) No speech by the main character—only "stream of consciousness", kindof.
10) Contain specific geographical details about WVU and/or Morgantown
Huggstown
As several students stumbled past him-drunk already on a weekday evening-he called to mind the thoughts of his own struggle, of the bottle glistening red as fire back in his office. As these thoughts invaded his consciousness, his eyes wandered to the university employees hanging the Christmas decorations, one dancing an Irish jig on top of a cherry picker. Geez, it really was beautiful. But you had to be a loser to fully appreciate it: the ornaments gleaming in the windows, the lights placed daintily along the streetlights, all watching over the perfect picture of youth—a thriving university. He really did love it here sometimes, but damn, it was hard.
Everywhere he went his mistakes were thrown in his face; all the drunk students, the drugs being passed around, the apathy of his players, it all was almost too much to handle. Each time he saw someone making a mistake, he realized it was like looking in a mirror. How much of his life had he wasted? Was he basically a zombie, walking around like the living dead? He let out a long sigh and entered the diner where an attractive waitress politely asked him what his order would be. Saying nothing he walked to the corner to observe the menu in silence as his regret washed over him.
Standing in the corner of the restaurant, he looked out upon the customers, a few older guys watching the game on TV, and a young student sitting at a table quietly eating a hamburger with several large, mean looking chemistry books piled up around him. The boy was working at a ferocious pace, turning page after page, scribbling so quickly in a spiral notebook that Bob thought his wrist would break with the effort. Now that, he thought, is an effort my players could learn from. No longer hungry, but feeling much better, Bob opened the door and walked back towards his team, no longer aware of the reason he had been feeling so miserable in the first place. A blizzard had started, and the heavy flakes poured down upon his shoulders as he trudged back up the steps towards the team. As he gazed inside at them, laughing and carrying on as kids do, he felt a faint smile play across his lips. He turned away and walked back towards the diner, thinking he would buy that kid a milkshake to cool the fire burning deep within his heart, forcing him to work through his hardship.
Free MBAs
As the sun got progressively lower and lower in the sky the temperature begin to drop into the teens. It was almost winter and the freezing grip of death Mother Nature put on Morgantown every year would soon be descending onto the city. A true American cold, nothing like the winters in Ireland, where the wind was quiet and the cold mild. While the couples would play in the snow and the students would trudge from the library with frost on their eyelashes the city would look beautiful encased in ice, totally numb to the decay that was going on inside its university.
As a few flakes of snow drifted down from the heavens Mike realized that the university wasn’t going to do anything, because they were numb just like everyone else; they didn’t care. Not about the students, not about the faculty, they were too caught up in their own silly worries to give a damn about anyone else. As the realization broke over Mike, he felt the cold for the first time, truly, deep inside his bones, slicing through his skin, and he realized he had to get under some cover from the impending snowstorm.
As Mike walked quickly through the cold air, he accidentally bumped into a passerby, who immediately broke into a sympathetic smile and a genuine reply of apology. Mike, in no mood to interact with anyone at the moment, merely grunted and kept walking, but suddenly didn’t feel as cold as he had a few seconds before. He turned to greet the stranger, but the man had already turned his back and was hurrying along, also trying to arrive someplace warm before the storm hit in full force. Mike went back to his walking, although he was suddenly not as cold. A warm fire seemed to be spreading through his entire body, right up to his fingertips and out of his body, warming the air around him. He realized he wasn’t numb at all, only he couldn’t quite remember why he was so concentrated on the idea of numbness. As he turned back to walk towards his home at the top of High Street, the idea of a hot chocolate appealed to him greatly. As the fire in his soul continued to rage, he walked down the street, away from the quiet solitude of his home and towards the bright lights of the local coffee shop.
Free MBAs
As the sun got progressively lower and lower in the sky the temperature begin to drop into the teens. It was almost winter and the freezing grip of death Mother Nature put on Morgantown every year would soon be descending onto the city. A true American cold, nothing like the winters in Ireland, where the wind was quiet and the cold mild. While the couples would play in the snow and the students would trudge from the library with frost on their eyelashes the city would look beautiful encased in ice, totally numb to the decay that was going on inside its university.
As a few flakes of snow drifted down from the heavens Mike realized that the university wasn’t going to do anything, because they were numb just like everyone else; they didn’t care. Not about the students, not about the faculty, they were too caught up in their own silly worries to give a damn about anyone else. As the realization broke over Mike, he felt the cold for the first time, truly, deep inside his bones, slicing through his skin, and he realized he had to get under some cover from the impending snowstorm.
As Mike walked quickly through the cold air, he accidentally bumped into a passerby, who immediately broke into a sympathetic smile and a genuine reply of apology. Mike, in no mood to interact with anyone at the moment, merely grunted and kept walking, but suddenly didn’t feel as cold as he had a few seconds before. He turned to greet the stranger, but the man had already turned his back and was hurrying along, also trying to arrive someplace warm before the storm hit in full force. Mike went back to his walking, although he was suddenly not as cold. A warm fire seemed to be spreading through his entire body, right up to his fingertips and out of his body, warming the air around him. He realized he wasn’t numb at all, only he couldn’t quite remember why he was so concentrated on the idea of numbness. As he turned back to walk towards his home at the top of High Street, the idea of a hot chocolate appealed to him greatly. As the fire in his soul continued to rage, he walked down the street, away from the quiet solitude of his home and towards the bright lights of the local coffee shop.
Couch Burners Anonymous
As he opened the front door of Stalnaker, he was initially shielded from the wind by the large pillars that made the balcony of the large building. As he gazed out upon the campus, he started to think about how beautiful the school looked in the fall: like something out an Irish fairytale. The trees were beginning to change colors and lose their leaves, reminding everyone of the cold weather to come, yet no one was depressed by the impending winter. They were happy, frolicking in the fallen piles of leaves blown up against the buildings by the wind. As Alex watched the kids playing, he suddenly realized that he wasn’t happy. Those kids, they were happy, jumping up and down without a care in the world, not trudging through the cold wind to another meeting where no one would listen to anything he had to say. Although the campus was beautiful this time of year, it only brought more misery to Alex than happiness.
As he opened the door to the Mountainlair, a sight inside suddenly drove the realization from his mind. The students in his group were gathered around outside the meeting room, sitting on the floor designing spirit posters for the impending game. Alex was so pleased that suddenly his dark thoughts were no longer important, he could no longer remember what the pleasant fall scenario had made him realize—the only thing that mattered was that his students were happy. And he was happy, strangely.
Alex began to help his students with posters, while musing over the thought that perhaps his students were energetic enough to make a difference, and that perhaps people were burning less couches because they DID care about the university. That was a lot of perhaps. As the sun slowly disappeared behind the beautifully colored mountains, the entire WVU campus was alight with a roaring orange flame, almost as if it had become the flame of a candle.
MBA Scandal Shocks Graduate Students
Recently, a Pittsburgh newspaper uncovered a scandal at WVU where the administration retroactively awarded the governor’s daughter a degree that she did not have the necessary hours completed. At first the administration attempted to deny the reports, but after a third party investigation was carried out, it became clear that the degree was awarded against the rules of the university. This immediately began a media firestorm that resulted in the eventual resignation of WVU President Mike Garrison, and the Provost Gerald Lang. In the midst of all the outcries for the wrath of the Board of Governors to fall upon the WVU administration, however, a lot of the media has forgotten the real victims in this situation: the students, and more specifically, the students in the Business program.
Many of the students at the Business school at first seemed apathetic to the scandal, focused only on how much money Rich Rodriguez was going to be required to pay the university for opting out of his 6 year contract. There were students, however, that were deeply touched by the scandal. Second year graduate student Mike King believes that the scandal could seriously harm his chances to get a good job in the future. “I just think that prospective employees will think about that fact that my degree comes from a school that has a history of giving out invalid degrees. I think they’ll wonder whether I earned my degree or not.” Mike comments on the fact that because the scandal was such a big ordeal in the media, it is likely that any future employees will know about it and will bring it to mind when they look at a resume that says “WVU.”
On the flip side of this controversy, there are many students that have their spirit in the university revitalized by the trouble surrounding it. The students have had many rallies and meetings in support (or in opposition to) the administration and it is possible to see signs about the controversy all over campus. In many ways, this scandal has brought the university together in a way that only adversity can; for once, there are no division between different races, fraternities or religions. For once, we are all Mountaineers; and we are strong.
Bob Huggins Return to WVU Exemplifies the Mountaineer Spirit
While Bob Huggins may have ended up back where he belongs, he certainly traveled a tenuous path, and perhaps in that is the reason his story is so interesting. After an incredible career at Cincinnati came to an end with a DUI conviction and alleged prescription drug abuse problems, he was out of work for about a year before he landed obscurely in Manhattan, Kansas as the Kansas State basketball coach. Immediately turning the program from a doormat in the Big XII Conference to a national competitor in one year he earned the respect and admiration of a whole community of fans. Needless to say, they were unhappy to see him leave after only one year to return to his alma mater, WVU.
Bob Huggins is what every mountaineer should aspire to be; spirited. The fact that he is a native West Virginia is not what is important in this story although it is the point that most of the media focused on; what makes Bob Huggins a Mountaineer is his unquenchable spirit. When he was down on his luck and it seemed as if there was no escape, he kept fighting, earning a job at a small basketball school and working his way back home to where he could be surrounded by the family and friends that have stood by him his entire life. “There were some hard times; I’m not going to lie,” says the coach, “but I just knew that I couldn’t give up, no matter how bad things got.”
This story should inspire Mountaineers out there who are thinking about quitting, about giving up; they should gain resolution in the fact that others have struggled mightily before, and others have succeeded. This defines what a Mountaineer should be; he should be someone who can fall as low as it is possible to go, and then fight his way out of it, work his way back to the top. A Mountaineer is not someone who merely attends WVU; plenty of people go to school here without achieving that title. A true Mountaineer is defined by the amount of will and fight in his heart, not by the place of his birth. Bob Huggins is the perfect example of what we all as Mountaineers should aspire to be: Welcome home Bob!
Couch Burning in Morgantown Reduced as Compared to Past Years
This practice is dangerous and unsightly, giving a bad reputation to our school as a “party school,” but reports from top university officials indicate that this practice has decreased significantly lately, even with the increased success of the WVU football and basketball teams. Some say this decrease in this particular illicit activity has been due to the creation of an organization on campus known as “WVU Students Who Care,” a group who says their goal is to be aware of the way the rest of the country perceives the students at WVU.
“A lot of people didn’t just come to WVU to party; we came here to get a good education that will be respected by the rest of the society” says Alex McPherson, a second year journalism student and vice president of “WVU Students Who Care,” “our organization is founded on the principle that if the students care enough to try and make this a respectable university, it can be a respectable university.”
Alex’s words ring true if the indications from faculty can be trusted; the students have started caring, and part of that empathy extends to a strong desire to prevent vandalism. It is encouraging to note that although the students involved directly in “WVU Students Who Care” are obviously not starting fires in their backyards, their empathy seems to have extended to the point where they have convinced others to stop defiling the streets of our city, and it is this that perhaps gives the most hope to those who wish for WVU to burst onto the national spotlight as a powerhouse-not only on the football field-but in the academic spotlight, and as a place that produces the future leaders of the country.
Whether it is the “WVU Students Who Care” group that is inspiring students to stop vandalizing the campus, or just the fact that the students would rather burn down Rich Rodriguez’s house than dirty broken furniture remains unknown. What is known, however, is that students on WVU’s campus are making a sincere effort to halt illegal activity that has plagued WVU’s reputation for years—and it’s working.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Closure
Mike King Makes his Move.
WHAT?
Alex, dead. A bloody plunger? What has happened?
this
BE HAPPENING
Darkness.....fallling.....
Life...???Death...???
Questionsss???....Answers????
Fading....away............
Using the Telephone
As it turns out, my apprehensions were unnecessary, not because the information I found out was pleasant, but because there was no information at all. This only angered me, as I had become emotionally charged waiting on a response and now none was forthcoming. Angrily I picked up the phone to call Mike King and demand answers. I called once and there was no answer, but I was not going to be put off that easily. I quickly grabbed the phone book out of my drawer and looked up Mike King, finding all 300 entries under that name. Browsing quickly through the numbers, however, I found the one that matched the number I had obtained off the WVU directory, although the address was still the ambiguous Stalnaker Hall PO box. I picked up my phone and dailed the number again.....
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mrking@mail.wvu.edu
SEVERAL SOURCES HAVE INFORMED ME THAT YOU HAVE INFORMATION REGUARDING MY PARENTS. I AM CHOOSING NOT TO DIVULGE MY IDENTITY IN CASE THIS EMAIL SHOULD FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS, BUT SUFFICE TO SAY IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING PLEASE CONTACT ME WITH A DATE AND PLACE WHERE WE CAN MEET AND TALK ABOUT MY PARENTS.
Signed,
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Mike Ray King
Department: Facilities Mgt Zone 1
Classification: CLASSIFIED
Title: Campus Service Wkr
Email: mrking@mail.wvu.edu
Postal Address: Stalnaker PO Box 6430 Morgantown, WV, 26506
Phone: 304-293-4230
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Today I used the "internet"
At the height of my frustration (and possibly a diet coke caffine rush), I found Mike King by chance. I decided to try a WVU directory search for him, on the off chance that at some point he had been involved with the university, and BANG, "Mike King" returned one search result
This had to be the man! But how to capitalize on this information, because even his directory listing was shrouded in mystery. Why was his classification classified? Was he a student? A faculty member? Even a janaitor? I had no way of knowing as this most critical piece of information was withheld from me by the server. But I also had his email and phone number so I could contact him!
My first attempt was email, because I reasoned that if he was a professor he would check it very regularly. While I waited for him to respond I decided that I would call it a night and head for bed.
Remind me again why "Buffalo Wild Wings" is called "BW3s"?
Once there I cornered them at the counter and questioned them again for information on this mysterious Mike King character. As you can see, I was unable to obtain any other useful information other than "he's a good man." I must continue this search for Mike King, but now I must turn to the shadier annals of internet databases and google searches.
Also, the wings were delicious.